Golden Globes 2015: Best and worst red carpet looks according to me

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Amal, who cares what you are wearing. The real question will always be: if George is clearly gay, why on hearth have you married him?
Amal, who cares what you are wearing. The real question will always be: if George is clearly gay, why on hearth have you married him?

 

If you are that skinny and the dress underline fat that doesn't even exist you really have to consider firing your stylist.
If you are that skinny and the dress underline fat that doesn’t even exist you really have to consider firing your stylist.
Still don't know what to say about this one.
Still don’t know what to say about this one.
Basically the wave of her hairs starts on her neck...
Basically the wave of her hairs starts on her neck…

 

Giuliana (Rancic) you are a member of the "Fashion Police" program and you dare to go out like this? Dying your hair too blond has clearly effect your ability to actually look yourself in the mirror.
Giuliana (Rancic) you are a member of the “Fashion Police” program and you dare to go out like this? Dying your hair too blond has clearly effect your ability to actually look yourself in the mirror.

 

She's clearly wearing a bed sheet
She’s clearly wearing a bed sheet
Dear Rachel, your boobs look soggy, it seems you have a muffin top and that tear is way too much for a woman's your age.
Dear Rachel, your boobs look soggy, it seems you have a muffin top and that tear is way too much for a woman’s your age.
For the love of God Jemima Kirke, dye those roots!
For the love of God Jemima Kirke, dye those roots!
Keira Knightley. She's the living proof that also the skinniest bitch looks awful in an Amish inspired dress. Even if it's a Chanel one.
Keira Knightley. She’s the living proof that also the skinniest bitch looks awful in an Amish inspired dress. Even if it’s a Chanel one.

 

Kelly Osbourne wearing George Chakra. We LOVE you darling. You rock it!
Kelly Osbourne wearing George Chakra.
We LOVE you darling. You rock it!

 

Uzo Aduba («Orange is the new black»). She's got big shoulders. Fine. So why don't we enhance them in the worst possible way?
Uzo Aduba («Orange is the new black»).
She’s got big shoulders. Fine. So why don’t we enhance them in the worst possible way?

 

Girls, I love you. Really. But, please, fire your stylists.
Girls, I love you. Really. But, please, fire your stylists.

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