Oscar 2015 – the red carpet according to me*

I have to say this year the red carped didn’t release a lot of fashion nightmares, so it hasn’t been fun at all watching it; but here and there some faux passes have been made so here’s my personal list of the worse (and some best) dressed.

Cate Blanchett in John Galliano. My concept of "perfectness"
Cate Blanchett in John Galliano. My concept of “perfectness”.
Cheryl Hines - she's been clearly kept under formalin and released for the occasion wrapped in tin foil to keep her cold and well preserved.
Cheryl Hines – she’s been clearly kept under formalin and released for the occasion wrapped in tin foil to keep her cold and well preserved.
Chrissi Teigen in Zuhair Murad. A perfectly dress hourglass body. Well done woman!
Chrissi Teigen in Zuhair Murad. A perfectly dressed hourglass body. Well done woman!
Gwyneth Paltrow in Ralph & Russo Couture. For the love of God Gwyneth take tome risk. You are boring as hell with this whole playing it safe!
Gwyneth Paltrow in Ralph & Russo Couture. For the love of God Gwyneth take tome risks. You are boring as hell with this whole playing it safe!
Isan Elba. Straight from the festival of the cob in Kansas city.
Isan Elba. Straight from the cob festival — Kansas city.
Jennifer Aniston in Versace. Jennifer, you'll never finish to disappoint us.
Jennifer Aniston in Versace. Jennifer, you’ll never finish to disappoint us.
Jennifer Lopez in Elie Saab. Magnificent.
Jennifer Lopez in Elie Saab. Magnificent.
Kelly Osbourne in Rita Vinieris. Rocking it.
Kelly Osbourne in Rita Vinieris. Rocking it.
Michelle Schumacher. Directly landed from a wedding in Poland.
Michelle Schumacher. Directly landed from a wedding in Poland. Is that a table cloth?
Nicole Kidman in Louis Vuitton. Can somebody please feed her?
Nicole Kidman in Louis Vuitton. Can somebody please feed her?
Patricia Arquette in Rosetta Getty. Patricia, your speech made us cry with joy.
Patricia Arquette in Rosetta Getty. Patricia, your speech made us cry with joy.
Anna, has BIRD landed on your shoulder?
Anna, has a (pink) BIRD landed on your shoulder?

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