Hell yeah, the bloggers’ world give me its very first satisfaction: I probably have found my pen soulmate. She’s got a sharp tongue, she’s vitriolic, sarcastic, scathing and dangerously hilarious. Well, she’s me a decade ago.
So folks, I’m not alone anymore! For my entire life I always knew I was different: not baptized in a Catholic boarding school, tiny in a world of giants, studying lover in a society that promotes and supports just the clubbing philosophy*. Basically a misfit. So, of course I developed since an early age this, ehm, how can I call it? bitching attitude? The worst part is that If I dislike someone I can’t help if not showing it right to his face. Have you dr. House in mind? Well, something like that minus the sociopath aspect. But voilà, suddenly here’s it comes “La Zitella Acida** to enlighten my gloomy days! Yes, that’s the name she picked as her nom de plume.
When I was reading one of her posts, I came across to the following caption under one of Kelly Osbourne’s post diet pictures “Drop dead minter!”, and it was love at first sight reading. Since then I religiously read all her posts, having lot of fun and comfort because someone is talking it loud and is not afraid to do so. Just like me.
So drop dead Franca Sozzani and that hypocritical Harvard speech of yours!
* yes, I hate discos.
** could be translated as “crabby old maid”. Take a look of her blog www.matiseivista.com/
Picture courtesy of Sesame Street